February 2015

The bears are out.

Ain't no sunshine here, sunshine!

Well, it is official. Yogi has left the den: Courtesy of the National Park Service: http://www.nps.gov/yell/parknews/15008.htm Blame the relatively mild winter weather for the early emergence of bears in the Greater Yellowstone area. The first confirmed report of grizzly bear activity in Yellowstone occurred on February 9. A grizzly bear was observed late in the […]

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Hipster Dog Refuses to Leave Couch

  BELGRADE, MONTANA- Security dog of local car rental agency refuses to perform required hourly perimeter checks on grounds that his duties are unconstitutional. Augustus de Oro y Plata, known locally as Auggie, told reporters Thursday that he was not receiving fair compensation and was effectively indentured. “According to the 1787 Northwest Territories Act, without adequate dog-park trips and […]

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